If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on "run." If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend." Hit "any key" to continue life when ready. To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster. To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel. To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings. If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers. When you lose your car keys, click on "find." "Help" with the chores is just a click away. You wouldn't need auto insurance. You'd use your diskette to recover from a crash. We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately. To feel like a new person, click on "refresh." Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse. To undo a mistake, click on "back." Is your wardrobe getting old? Click "update." If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete."
Ok. I'm sure most of you know this by now, but I just found this;
This is currently posted on WWE.com.
BOSTON - At 4am Boston time, Jeff Hardy was found unconscious in a stairwell at his hotel in Boston today, and was rushed to the nearest emergency room.
Due to privacy issues, WWE is not releasing the name of the hospital.
WWE.com will have more information if it becomes available.
Some people are saying if it has anything to do wiht Jeff doing drugs, the WWE will have no choice, but to reliase him. I don't believe it is. I'd be crushed if it was, becasue I've belived him for so long and stood up for him, but I'm pretty sure thats not the case. I'm not worried about that. I'm more consred about him being ok. I've heard the Eddie died, becasue of his drug addtrion nad, even thouhg I heard he stopped doing drugs, it still killed him, becasue he did so many in the past and whne I heard that jeff use to do alot of drugs too, I always feared the same would ahppne to him and I hope it doesn't. Poor Matt. Hes not going to be able to fouces and I would toally udnerstand if he didn't show up.
My name is C.T. and I am a student at CSB school of broadcasting. I will be an on air personality soon and I am looking to intern at KISS. I just finished all of the course work part of my schooling, and when the tally was in I was #1 in my class. Now I am working on my required practice hours, and my aircheck for my demo and resume. Stay tuned to see how my adventures through the radio world pan out.
Jimmie Johnson wonhis third NASCAR title in a row tieing Cale Yarbourgh, can he make it four? Lewis Hamilton became the first person of color to win the Formula One Championship. CART and Petite Le Mans are going in popularity. Should be a great season next year.
I finally got to meet someone I've admired for a long time -- Tim Ernst. He is a very accomplished photographer who specializes in nature photography in Arkansas. I had heard him speak a few years ago, but never actually met him. Inspired, I wrote a story about him for the local paper. I read everything I could prior to making up a list of questions. I interviewed him via email.
The story is profiled on my website http://www.ozarkattitude.com The paper submitted my story to the Arkansas Press Association. I was surprised to learn that I won an award for the story. In all the years I have worked for a newspaper, I've never won an award. I've never applied for one. I always figured that when you write a good story, you know it. And there is something to be said for humility.
Anyway, Tim had an open house at his gallery yesterday. Meeting him was extraordinary, but seeing his work up close and personal was the icing on the cake. The man is an artistic genius. My first instincts were right-on.
It is always good to bond with people you admire, but to meet them for the first time is truly a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
A couple fromMontanawere out riding on the range, he with his rifle and she (fortunately) with her camera. Their dogs always followed them, but on this occasion a Mountain Lion decided that he wanted to stalk the dogs (you'll see the dogs in the background watching). Very, very bad decision.
The hunter got off the mule with his rifle and decided to shoot in the air to scare away the lion, but before he could get off a shot the lion charged in and decided he wanted a piece of those dogs. With that, the mule took off and decidedHEwanted a piece of that lion. That's when all hell broke loose for the lion.
As the lion approached the dogs, the mule snatched him up by the tail and started whirling him around. Banging its head on the ground on every pass. Then he dropped it, st omped on it and held it to the ground by the throat. The mule then got down on his knees and bit the thing all over a couple of dozen times to make sure it was dead, then whipped it into the air again, walked back over to the couple (that were stunned in silence) and stood there ready to continue his ride as if nothing had just happened.
Fortunately, even though the hunter didn't get off a shot, his wife got off these four pictures.
Be well, be happy and live free one day at a time... Love & Light from Glenda
I REALLY WANTED TO SEE JEFF HARDY WIN THE WWWE TITLE BUT DONT REALLY THINK THAT'S GONNA HAPPEND NOW.(I HOPE HE IS OKAY) I KINDA WANNA SEE VLADIMIR KOZLOV WIN THE TITLE, HE IS KINDA COOL HE DOESNT REALLY TALK TO MUCH, BUT HE CAN KICK SOME ASS, I THINK HE HAS PROVED HIS POINT THAT HE DESERVES TO BE THE WWE CHAMPION AND I REALLY HOPE HE WALKS OUT OF SURVIVOR SERIES THE WWE CHAMPION.
I was in Clifton all day Saturday and did not get a chance to post, short on time today so I will keep it quick. Here is today's video...
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10-2
Thanks to UC and Kentucky I move to a staggering 10-2 this season with predictions. Tonight Xavier takes on #12 Memphis for what should be an outstanding basketball game in Puerto Rico.
The speed and athleticism advantage goes to Memphis, as does the backcourt. I give Xavier a slight edge in the frontcourt but they might really struggle to keep up with Memphis' "big men" who help in spreading the floor and shoot from the outside quite a bit.
Xavier will play hard and keep it very close. The key will be not turning the ball over, because there is no margin for error when competing against a team the caliber of the Tigers.
Xavier will keep it close and find a way to pull off the upset down the stretch...
Just in case you're planning on being in NYC, December 1st, Britney is having a Circus party of her own at Virgin Megastore in Times Square. Monday around 9pm fans are encouraged to sign up for her "Biggest Fan" contest and celebrate the new release of her "CIRCUS" Cd, which drops on the 2nd of December right in time for Britney's Birthday. This girl is going all out.
She'll have special guest superstars on-hand to help her launch her Cd release, all kinds of Britney giveaways and autographed goodies to be won and lots of surprises! Too bad it's not in the CHI. Britney has alot of love and support coming from our city as well.
DEAR RYAN,ABOUT TWENTY MINUTES AGO I RECIEVED AN EMAIL FROM SOMEONE WHO HAS AND STILL IS IN MY SISTIERS SHOES. IT HAS BEEN SO HARD FOR ME TO WALK IN AND FIND MY SISTER AND SEE WHAT HAPPENED AND WHAT CAUSED HER DEATH. THIS PERSON HAS LITERALLY REALLY STUCK UP FOR YOU AND SAYING WHAT A KIND AND CARING PERSON YOU TRULY ARE AND HOW SHE HAS MET YOU ONCE BEFORE AND THIS IS NOT YOUR STYLE TO HURT OTHERS. I HOPE YOU CAN FIND IT IN YOUR HEART TO NOT HATE ME, HATE THE FACT THAT I WANTED TO GET YOU FIRED FOR ALL YOUR JOBS. I HAVE BEEN TOLD BY THIS PERSON THAT THINGS WILL BE STRAIGHTENED OUT VERY SOON AND I WISH HER ALL OF THE BEST IN BRINGING THIS SITUATION DOWN.MY HANDS ARE LITERALLY SHAKING AS I EVEN WRITE THIS EMAIL AND I KEEP CRYIN. I GUESS YOU GET ALOT OF BAD PRESS AND I GUESS MY SAYINGS DIDNT HELP U OUT ONE BIT. I DONT KNOW MAYNY FANS OF YOURS WHO WOULD GO TO THIS LENGTH TO PROVE YOU INNOCENT BUT THE PERSON WHO DID EMAIL ME SEEMED TO BE A PRETTY SPECIAL PERSON AND CARING AND SEEMED PRETTY INTENT FOR ME TO NOT BLAME YOU FOR THIS. I JUST CAN'T SEE WHY SOMEONE WOULD WANT TO IMPERSONATE YOU. AGAIN I WENT ABOUT THIS THE WRONG WAY AND I HOPE YOU FIND IT IN YOUR HEART TO FOGRIVE ME. I HOPE MY FAMILY AND I CAN SOMEHOW FIND PEACE AT THE HOLIDAYS THIS YEAR AND HOPEFULLY LIFE WILL OOK UP SOON. SO TO THAT SOMEONE WHO TOOK TIME TO EMAIL ME AND REALLY SEND A LONG EMAIL TO ME TAHK YOU, I WANT TO KEEP HER NAME OUT OF THIS SO NO ONE IS ANGRY OR KEEPING HER SAFE BUT THANK YOU AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE YOUR A VERY SWEET AND KIND PERSON. NANCY
